I will refer to these three individuals not by name, but by characteristic. The first annoyance I will refer to as the careless one. He is an incredibly dangerous person to live with because of the things he does such as throwing knives around the dorm and rough-housing like nobody's business. The careless one is also the most immature person his age that I have ever met. The second annoyance will be known as stinky, plain and simple. The name "stinky" describes him to a T. He is 280 lbs. of the constant need to take a shower. (but he still doesn't take care of that need) stinky is also a complete and udder asshole as he can be your friend one day and turn on you in a minute. Stinky likes to drink at the local area's party place known as the barn. He goes to this place on Thursday nights when I have classes the next day at 8am. This only matters because I'm the one who has to babysit him when he is pitifully drunk. I don't like him very much but its just not in my character to let him alone to accidentally hurt himself. Roommate number three will be referred to as Philly, since that's where he's from. Philly is not like the other two as he doesn't really bother me that much. The only thing he does is have friends over really really late and not let me go to bed.
The reason I mention my roommates is, because as I said before, I'm trying to leave them because they are hard to live with.
Things that make them hard to live with include:
- The fact that they all chew tobacco and leave dip spit everywhere
- The fact that they relentlessly make fun of me
- Their incredible immaturity
- The fact that they are unsafe to live with because of their rough-housing and knife throwing
- keeping me up at all hours of the morning
You know, I wonder how an IT guy got put with a bunch of Heavy Equipment Operator and HVAC Hillbillys in the first place?
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